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*Insert funny title here*
Group: Administrators
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Welcome to the official news channel of The Prancing Pony forum. We will be reporting on daily events in the various threads throughout the day. We have several users embedded in various conversations, giving us around-the-clock eye-witness coverage. We will strive to give you the very latest debates, the newest threads, the most recent LOL's, realtime news on Modsmackings, flames, up to the minute troll-sightings, and of course, continuing coverage of the War in the Feedback Council. All news, all the time. >>Cue opening music<< [Stephen Colbert] Don't touch that dial, and if your TV has a dial, go buy a new one. This is the Pony News Network. [/Stephen Colbert] We accept coverage from all members of the board. 
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Ford: Don't worry, I trust them to the end of the Earth.
Arthur: And how long is that?
Ford: About 12 minutes.
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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LOVER & SciFi Writer supreme & Dr. Madman!!!
Group: Retired Staff
Posts: 1,081
Member No.: 8
Joined: 12-September 05 - 3:00:07 AM
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| QUOTE | Starpaul20 Posted on Apr 6 2007, 12:00 PM
Tonight, we have exclusive footage of Thimmel picking his nose. Tune in at 10 tonight. |
Okay; who snuck the picture of me picking my nose with the hidden camera?!!! *Destroys film footage in "accidental" fire mishap*  OOPS!!! Due to technical problems, that footage is is no longer available; we apologize for that - and the scorch-marks!!!  I didn't do it?!!!  *CNN World News Tonight music plays...*This is the Pony News Network's "PNN Reports" edition of the news... We wish to broadcast a special retraction and update the following previously reported news items... 1: Over ONE year ago... | QUOTE | "Starpaul20 Posted on Mar 12 2006, 1:39 PM
Welcome to the official news channel of The Prancing Pony forum.
We will be reporting on daily events [Okay; this is actually a "bold-faced LIE"... we report whenever, and infrequently, here - HEY?!!! We ain't getting PAID for this, so don't gripe at us?!!!] in [ON, not in] the various threads throughout the day. [See prior revision...] We have several [Okay; only a few - so we exaggerate a little bit... okay, a LOT!!!] users embedded in various conversations [translates to "arguments" most times], giving us around-the-clock [Okay, maybe "around-the-CALENDAR" is more accurate... ] eye-witness [and "I'm witless" too...] coverage.
We will strive to give you the very latest [VERY "late"-est] debates [arguments...], the newest threads [well; at least the ones that have been around a great while, anyways...], the most recent [Does last year count as recent? ] LOL's, realtime news [Okay; some of this stuff is totally made up and after-the-fact - so sue us; we have no money] on Modsmackings [This part is true; just watch this exclusive footage =  -  -  -  ] , flames [translates to  ], up to the minute troll-sightings [This isn't true - we KILL them before they enter and "hide under our bridges/forums" here! ], and of course, continuing coverage of the War in the Feedback Council [What war?]. All news, all the time. [Hardly ANYtime!!!]" |
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| QUOTE | "Starpaul20 Posted on Mar 12 2006, 1:44 PM
This just in: Jedi_of_the_hobbit14 is the shortest person on this board.
More details to come..." |
No further details EVER came, and that was just a WILD GUESS about JOTH14's "altitudenally-challenged" status... we really have NO idea how tall or short JOTH14 is, see?!!! | QUOTE | "JasClay101 Posted on Mar 12 2006, 9:01 PM
*Turns TV off*
News on this channel sucks! " |
The ONLY totally accurate and true "news" story here... at this time!!!  | QUOTE | VulcanStevens Posted on Mar 21 2006, 10:41 AM
In other news, Thimmel still thinks I'm Jolene Blalock. |
As McNeil would say... "WRONG!!!" The truth is; Dr. Thimmel KNOWS she is Jolene Blalock, but she's not admitting it... YET!!! You want PROOF?!!! Just look at her Avatar - it's a self-portrait!!!
| QUOTE | Starpaul20 Posted on Mar 21 2006, 5:12 PM
I'm covering a breaking news story, more on it as it develops |
Note the date? Appparently "it" (whatever that was) never developed, or the "breaking news story" got BROKEN permanently, eh?!!!  | QUOTE | Starpaul20 Posted on Jun 3 2006, 9:42 PM
After nearly 7 months, Starpaul20 finally has caught up to Thimmel in post counts! |
Yeah... SURE you did?!!! You were always ahead of me in post count... but MINE were BETTER than yours!!!  | QUOTE | VulcanStevens Posted on Jun 5 2006, 9:48 AM
And I still have a ways to go... |
Before WHAT?!!!  Good luck on "catching up" with ME... LOSER!!!  | QUOTE | JasClay101 Posted on Jan 4 2007, 5:52 PM
*Newsroom...*
So I tell the guy to go cancel it because it blowed and... what? What do you mean we're on the air? OH, YOU F--
*We are experiencing technical difficulties. We'll be right back* |
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LLAP (Live Long And Prosper) and NEVER give up!
Failure is... NOT an option, here!
"When one loses faith, and gives up hopes of trying to succeed; one LOSES, and gives up ALL hopes of succeeding!!!" - Terrell (himself)
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