the full power of the virus

This virus is called 'Badtimes' ,what ever you do, don't click the balloon that says it's name when it pops up. (Even so, amazingly, some people are dumb enough in that they completely ignore this.)

It will delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles.

It will suck your bank account dry.(This is assuming you have one that isn't already sucked dry by it.)

It will program your phone autodial to call only your mother-in-law's number.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

It will drink all your beer.

It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jam and bellybutton fuzz (be honest, you have some) to migrate behind your ears.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.

It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea.

It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows or Hand-Held environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

It will replace all your luncheon meat with Spam.

It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to smell like dill pickles.

It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

You have been warned...(Even though I warned them, amazingly, some people do this anyway!)

Also, if you have clicked a virus that comes as a fairy before hand, It will cause all of your electronic devices to send out an electric shock when touched.

You've been scanning my weekly routine haven'y you .

((Tee, hee got you there, LOL O_o))

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LOLZ! The things you can do with technology today, I think this virus should be classified as a person, or at least the greatest AI ever as it is so human-like.