Me..., HAHAHHA!!!

The Joker

Name: The Joker(Alter Ego unknown)
age:34
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Profession: Prince Clown of Crime
Side: Criminal


OVERALL

Eyes:Black/Brown
Hairs: Dirty Green
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 187
Particular signs ?: Glasgow scar on both sides of his face,forming a crooked smile.

Appearance:
"Clothing is...Custom" ~ Commissioner Gordan

The Joker wears a long,dark purple, suit jacket that goes down to his calves. Beneath that he wears a dirty green suit vest that is always buttoned up. His tie is tucked in beneath his suit vest, it's got an octagonal pattern on it, dark blueish in color. He almost always has tight, brown, leather gloves on. The dress shirt he has on underneath it all is a dark/light blue shirt with octagonal scale looking patterns on it.

His pants are dark blue dress pants that have light stripes all the way down them. Although it can't be seen very often, the Joker does wear a dark brown belt that has two pin holes in it. Oddly enough the belt itself only has on lock pin. He has on blue and green ankle socks that match his suit,for the most part. The shoes he usually wears are tattered and battered old brown dress shoes that look like they've been through hell and back.


Hello BEAUTifUl

Likes:
*Batman
*Crime
*Alcohol
*Guns
*Knives
*Jokes
*Harley Quinn

Dislikes
*Batman
*Justice
*Nice People
*Cowards
*Cops
*Crooked Crooks
*Harley Quinn

Fears
The Joker really has no fears as a whole. He will however, get a little anxious at times when he feels as though he may actually be in a dangerous situation.

Weak?
The Joker finds it hard to commit a crime without making a joke about the entire situation. Often time within the joke he'll hint at clues and secrets so that who ever he has chosen to stop him can get a fair start on the chase.

Some secret?:The Joker isn't insane, but SHHHH, don't tell anybody...HAHAHAHA!!!!

PERSONALITY: The Joker's personality is very hard to understand. He has a rather, unique, way of doing things. No matter what the situation, no matter how seriously he's being threatened, everything is a joke. he disregarded his humanity long ago, and because of this he finds it hard to related to other people now. At times he will try to understand what's going on with other people, but that's only until he kills them for not laughing at one of his jokes.

The Joker has a very complicated relationship with Harley Quinn, which is almost the perfect example of his feelings towards humanity in general. At times, the Joker will treat Harley like a queen. He'll steal her things, call her by pet names,which she never seems to object to. He also treats Harley like complete crap at times. Anything from making fun of her,to flat out abuse. For the most part Harley seems to be so infatuated with the Joker that she doesn't mind most of it.

Once and a while the Joker will actually commit a crime that makes no sense, whereas most of his crimes have a lot of logic behind them. During these crimes of random enjoyment he finds it fun to taunt and poke fun at Batman, sometimes even other villains in Gotham. The Joker has no morals, no ethics, and no humanity left. he is a being of anarchy, a symbol of chaos. And you know what?...Chaos is fun...

HISTORY:
(There is no definite back story, nor can I give you one as I fear i would ruin the mystery behind the Joker, so I will simply put this --->)

The most widely cited backstory can be seen in The Killing Joke. It depicts him as originally being an engineer at a chemical plant who quits his job to become a stand-up comedian, only to fail miserably. Desperate to support his pregnant wife, the man agrees to help two criminals break into the plant where he was formerly employed. In this version of the story, the Red Hood persona is given to the inside man of every job (thus it is never the same man twice); this makes the man appear to be the ringleader, allowing the two criminals to escape. During the planning, police contact him and inform him that his wife and unborn child have died in a household accident.

Stricken with grief, he attempts to back out of the plan, but the criminals strong-arm him into keeping his promise. As soon as they enter the plant, however, they are immediately caught by security and a shoot-out ensues, in which the two criminals are killed. As the engineer tries to escape, he is confronted by Batman, who is investigating the disturbance. Terrified, the engineer leaps over a rail and plummets into a vat of chemicals. When he surfaces in the nearby reservoir, he removes the hood and sees his reflection: bleached chalk-white skin, ruby-red lips, and green hair. These events, coupled with his other misfortunes that day, drive the engineer completely insane, resulting in the birth of the Joker.

ACTOR USED: Heath Ledger(R.I.P)

The Joker calmly walks out from a shadowed back alley, his trademark knife drenched in blood. " Oo hoo...Should'n'a been so greedy...AHAHAHA!" He let out a wicked laugh as the body of an ex-henchmen fell from the fire escape of the building behind him and onto the ground of the back alley. The ex-henchman's throat had been sliced ear to ear. The ex-henchman had stolen money from the Joker and then ran away, hoping no one would notice. The Joker knew, he knew everything that went on within his circle.

As he walked down the street, tossing his blood stained knife in the air and catching it, two old ladies walked out of a convenience store right in front of him. " Here I am trying to get rid of one 'ol bat, and two just walk right out in front of me HAHAHA!!!!" He laughed again, it was a horrible laugh,maniacal and sinister at the same time. The two old women stood in shock as they stared at the man that even the Batman couldn't stop. " Evening...Ladies" He said smoothly as he took an apple from the top of the bag of one of the women,walking past them in the process.

Welcome. Your accepted.