This might need a bit of explanation.
Someone from the Penny Arcade forums preordered Duke Nukem Forever back in 2001. I'm sure you know the whole story about DNF being delayed indefinately. And I suppose you already know that 3DRealms has shut down, meaning DNF will now officially never come out.
Turns our Yahoo did a whole article on this one PA forumer on his pre-order

It's funny for me because I've been reading the PA forums since back in 2001 and knew all about this.
Poor guy, now he'll never get Duke, or his $10 back~