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Odd and/or amusing quotes| Justin Knight |
Posted: Sep 8 2005, 05:17 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters  Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05  |
{Intercom Transmission} James Tundra>> Why cant one of you do engine from the bridge?
{Intercom Transmission} Captain Archer>> We're obviously too fat and lazy {Intercom Transmission} Willhelm>> yep... {Intercom Transmission} Captain Archer>> The russians broke us a good power deal, I couldn't refuse. Here's a few I encountered myself, you can post your own here freely. Do not edit or make up quotes, only post quotes. |
     
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| Strawgate |
Posted: Sep 8 2005, 05:30 PM
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Seaman Apprentice  Group: Members Posts: 7 Member No.: 15 Joined: 7-September 05 |
You forgot to tell them i got enraged, Grabbed a gun and killed you.
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| Willhelm |
Posted: Sep 8 2005, 05:40 PM
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Midshipman Obvious  Group: Members Posts: 160 Member No.: 13 Joined: 31-August 05 |
And I killed him by hand!
Willhelm: I want to be seaman |
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Sep 24 2005, 09:46 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
{Intercom Transmission} Nickya1>> its hard
{Intercom Transmission} Dracocale>> thank you |
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Sep 27 2005, 06:12 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
Rueben Black>> He's dead.
Captain Archer>> No he's taking a nap on the floor You fall and slowly feel the life draining from your body. You cannot open your eyes or move. Rueben Black>> yES, i DODGED iT, ON THE FLOOR. Rueben Black>> I can't move, but I can sure as hell talk. Rueben Black>> So I can piss you off, even in near-death. |
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Oct 3 2005, 08:54 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
{Intercom Transmission} Siniroth>> ill just die
OOC: Editor Justin Knight: DRACOCALE HAVE YOU REALIZED THAT YOUVE BEEN SAYNG YOUR GOING TO DIE THE ENTIRE GAME?! Siniroth's key in Dracocale.. {Intercom Transmission} Taio Rii>> You've gotta get out of the room! It's flooding frequently! {Intercom Transmission} Captain Archer>> Recruit Obvious!! |
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Oct 5 2005, 07:38 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
{Intercom Transmission} Captain Archer>> This is your captain speaking
{Intercom Transmission} Captain Archer>> Keep hands inside the vehicle at all times and remain seated {Intercom Transmission} Siniroth>> yes sir {Intercom Transmission} Captain Archer>> Man sini your dense {Intercom Transmission} Captain Archer>> man no one gets my airplane jokes anymore Captain Archer>> doctor Esta Estanal>> Yes? Captain Archer>> my ass burns |
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| Sano |
Posted: Oct 10 2005, 11:33 AM
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Assistant  Group: Global Moderators Posts: 227 Member No.: 3 Joined: 21-August 05 |
Some Daily Developer Talk:
Sano: I had this one guy think there was food in the refridgerator XD Sano: actually... Sano: food could be part of the healing system but that would be up to you Justin Knight: When did you get a guy to think there was food in the refrigerator? Sano: i didnt Sano: he was a noob who opened the refigerator Sano: and I am like What are you doing recruit? Sano: he was like I was just looking for some food... Sano: Iam like Unless you want some Iv packs for breakfast get out. Justin Knight: lmao Justin Knight: Why would you go to medbay for food Sano: lol Justin Knight: there's never food in doctor's offices Sano: unless the doctor goes to buy a big mac >_> Justin Knight: lol Sano: from mcdonalds Sano: i was wondering... Sano: well the food system may be way out of hand Sano: but if we do add one. Sano: we might as well add a new jobs "Cook" and "Cook Sano: Assistant" Sano: XD Sano: i could actually do the cookin system sort of >_> Justin Knight: http://forums.ss13.net/index.php?topic=149.0 Sano: hmm Sano: well it is a good idea >_> Sano: but now what to use that wont spoil... Sano: PEAS! Sano: And RICE! Sano: Water XD Justin Knight: um.. the whole point of having the food system is kind of a time-lapse thing Sano: true Sano: but it could be to heal also Sano: the rest of the unhealable part for now =/ Justin Knight: sub's are restricted to the amount of food they have that they can eat Sano: wait what o.O Sano: you mean the people right? Justin Knight: no wer're going for an unrealistic fantasy sub that eats food Sano: uhh.. Sano: well at least its hydrated Justin Knight: LOL |
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Oct 15 2005, 09:33 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
{Intercom Transmission} Captain Archer>> Hand on my ass!
{Intercom Transmission} Captain Archer>> Oh wait that's my hand {Intercom Transmission} Captain Archer>> False alarm people {Intercom Transmission} James Tundra>> Drug us up some more! James Tundra>> I know I cant move James Tundra>> but I love you Captain Archer>> James, did you just grab my ass? Captain Archer and James Tundra are standing outside medbay after recently being revived. Captain Archer>> So James James Tundra>> Yes? Captain Archer>> How are you enjoying this wonderful Navy day? James Tundra>> Im about to die James Tundra>> but thats fine Captain Archer>> It's a wonderful navy DAY! |
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Oct 26 2005, 07:14 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
Captain Archer>> go sano
Captain Archer>> go sano Sanosake Sagara has thrown himself to the ground! Sanosake Sagara flails his arms to try to disarm himself! Sanosake Sagara has thrown himself to the ground! Sanosake Sagara has thrown himself to the ground! Sanosake Sagara has thrown himself to the ground! Captain Archer has violently thrown himself onto the floor! Captain Archer has violently thrown himself onto the floor! Captain Archer has punched himself in the face! Captain Archer has violently thrown himself onto the floor! Captain Archer punches himself in the arm! Captain Archer kicks himself on the side of his leg! Captain Archer has violently thrown himself onto the floor! Captain Archer kicks himself on the side of his leg! Captain Archer has violently thrown himself onto the floor! Sanosake Sagara>> Oh Shit Son Captain Archer>> You just got served |
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| Sano |
Posted: Nov 12 2005, 09:28 PM
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Assistant Group: Global Moderators Posts: 227 Member No.: 3 Joined: 21-August 05 |
{Intercom Transmission} Willhelm>> Okay we have reports of a spy who is it?
{Intercom Transmission} Sanosake Sagara>> Yo Mama |
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Nov 13 2005, 09:24 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
{Intercom Transmission} Executive Officer Saber>> aye aye captain
OOC: Editor Justin Knight: Finally someone said it!! |
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Nov 23 2005, 11:32 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
{Intercom Transmission} Captain Archer>> Jonathan Archer is kicking ass and taking names!
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Dec 2 2005, 09:27 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
OOC: Krogoth-rockstar>> You fixed the airbug...
OOC: Editor Justin Knight: nope {Intercom Transmission} A strange thump, that sounds like something heavy fell. Jake Stone>> OW! Jonathan Archer has knocked down Jake Stone with the night stick! Jonathan Archer has knocked down Jake Stone with the night stick! Jake Stone>> OW! Jonathan Archer has knocked down Jake Stone with the night stick! Jonathan Archer has knocked down Jake Stone with the night stick! Jake Stone>> OW Jake Stone>> STOP HITTING ME James Harrison>> Oh, boy. James Harrison>> He got up...? {Intercom Transmission} MA James Harrison>> Anyone else feel that shaking? {Intercom Transmission} Security Heinz Willhelm>> No {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Only in my waterbed. {Intercom Transmission} Security Heinz Willhelm>> God damnit man I am using a old board as a nightstick but you have a water bed! {Intercom Transmission} Jake Stone>> -snores- {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Well it's not exactly water bed, it's just water where my bed should be. {Intercom Transmission} MA James Harrison>> Area south of medbay has been converted into a swimming pool! {Intercom Transmission} MA James Harrison>> woohoo. {Intercom Transmission} RT Jake Stone>> No im in the reactor room {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Blowing the batteries.. {Intercom Transmission} RT Jake Stone>> Oops Chocobo777: Did you fuck with the code still? (Deadly Waters' source code) Chocobo777: Sorry for language Justin Knight89: Oh sorry. Justin Knight89: I did fuck with the code. Justin Knight89: Lots and lots of hardcore fucking. |
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Dec 14 2005, 10:30 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
{Intercom Transmission} Captain Jonathan Archer>> Stone stop blowing us up for Christ sake!
{Intercom Transmission} Reactor Technician Jake Stone>> ops minor problem {Intercom Transmission} Captain Jonathan Archer>> Stone stop drinking whisky in there! {Intercom Transmission} Reactor Technician Jake Stone>> Its not whisky... whisky is crap {Intercom Transmission} Reactor Technician Jake Stone>> I like my stuff a lot better {Intercom Transmission} Captain Jonathan Archer>> Stop making bathtub gin in the reactor! {Intercom Transmission} Reactor Technician Jake Stone>> but it makes such a good coolant! OOC: Editor Justin Knight: dont do anything or I permaban you |
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| Corrner |
Posted: Dec 14 2005, 10:58 PM
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Global Moderator  Group: Global Moderators Posts: 576 Member No.: 24 Joined: 1-December 05 |
Hah im in almost all of those.
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Dec 27 2005, 10:30 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
{Intercom Transmission} Doctor Jake Logan>> Free check-ups for the next 2 minutes
{Intercom Transmission} Doctor Jake Logan>> Are doctors allowed to drink brandy while working? {Intercom Transmission} Doctor Jake Logan>> ...take that as a yes Intercom Transmission} XO John McCloud>> Captain Archer, permission to dive? Intercom is on. {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> You'll have to check with the Diving Officer or the Chief of the Watch for that. {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Fill out the written request forms WT-78 and EG-59 {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Too much power! {Intercom Transmission} ET Jake Logan>> Ok.... {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Too little power! {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Now.. do the macarena! {Intercom Transmission} ET Jake Logan>> ... {Intercom Transmission} ET Jake Logan>> $10 buddy... {Intercom Transmission} XO John McCloud>> ... {Intercom Transmission} ET Jake Logan>> That don't come free... {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> You're a lonely man, Logan. {Intercom Transmission} ET Jake Logan>> No I isn't! {Intercom Transmission} ET Jake Logan>> Err...Ain't... {Intercom Transmission} RT Jake Stone>> hmm sir.. i think he has been smoking the torpedo fuel.. {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> How can you do that..? {Intercom Transmission} RT Jake Stone>> a bong. {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Are you making moonshine in the reactor again, Stone? {Intercom Transmission} RT Jake Stone>> .. its not moonshine! its Gin! {Intercom Transmission} RT Jake Stone>> fuck get it right! |
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Dec 28 2005, 09:46 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
{Intercom Transmission} RT Mitsuri Tugawa>> I BLEW EM AGAIN
{Intercom Transmission} RT Mitsuri Tugawa>> IM COMIN {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Stop talking about your boyfriend, Tugawa. {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> It's not nice to fantasize out loud Jonathan Archer has handcuffed John McCloud! {Intercom Transmission} XO John McCloud>> He wasn't doing his goddamn job! {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Take him, Logan {Intercom Transmission} Security Jake Logan>> Take him in? {Intercom Transmission} BW Rosso J. Lorman>> bag him {Intercom Transmission} RT Mitsuri Tugawa>> There {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Teabag him {Intercom Transmission} RT Mitsuri Tugawa>> The damn batteries wont blow now {Intercom Transmission} BW Rosso J. Lorman>> ballsack him {Intercom Transmission} XO John McCloud>> Captain, how come when you jail someone for not doing their job, it's ok, but when I do it, it's wrong? {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> I'm higher than you! {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> In more than one way! {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Kai runs fast when he doesn't have his IV! (If you don't get that, it means I stole his IV and he chased me for it) |
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| Justin Knight |
Posted: Dec 29 2005, 04:48 PM
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Editor of Deadly Waters Group: Admin Posts: 879 Member No.: 1 Joined: 21-August 05 |
{Intercom Transmission} XO John McCloud>> Anything on the sonar?
{Intercom Transmission} BW Alec Du'Clade>> Nothing, sir. {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Anything on the breakdancing meter? {Intercom Transmission} BW Alec Du'Clade>> We have some light funk closing at two knots. {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Solid. {Intercom Transmission} BW Alec Du'Clade>> The S.S Popn,nlock {Intercom Transmission} XO John McCloud>> ...Word. {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> What? {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Are you trying to be black again, McCloud? {Intercom Transmission} XO John McCloud>> Tryin? I am THE nigga {Intercom Transmission} BW Guiten Gendhemhier>> hes saying we have a hizzle in the dizzle {Intercom Transmission} CO Jonathan Archer>> Fo' shizzle? |
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| Sano |
Posted: Dec 29 2005, 07:18 PM
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Assistant Group: Global Moderators Posts: 227 Member No.: 3 Joined: 21-August 05 |
Some more developer talk:
Justin: I should probably take out security and add SeALS Sano: that would be best Justin: They go around the sub and shoot people who aren't doing their job Sano: lol that takes the point of the Captains job away tho  Justin: LOL |
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