Guess who's scheduled for a surprise patrol tonight? Damned Ravenclaws.
Anyways, have you seen my Transfiguration text? I left it in the common room last night when I started freaking out over Sirius' litter and decided to go to bed. I think McLaggen moved it somewhere weird out of spite.
P.S. Sirius has children, how weird is that? Out of all of us, you'd think he'd be the least likely to have kids. My bet would have been on Narcissa having them first.