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Chris has been answering fan questions at Ask Chris for nigh on a million years (give or take a day or two). He's answered everything from questions about acting, to good restaurants in New York, to running away to a tropical island with Lee Tergesen (really!).

That's sure a lot of questions to go through. The Ask Chris FAQ makes things much easier. But what if you still can't find what you're looking for?

That's where we come in! We here at the UCMF know many, many things about Chris Meloni. Some (okay, most of the people who have to listen to our nattering in Real Life) would say we know "too much." Hey, if knowing how often he gets a hair cut (every ten days) is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

We Meloniologists (Doctors of Meloni Studies) would like to save you from wasting one of your precious Three Questions by asking something that's already been answered!

So if you're not sure if your question has already been asked and answered, before you ask Chris...Ask The Forum!

Entirely off-topic, and probably about to be deleted by the Warden...Did you know that if you went to Indiana University, you theoretically could have a degree in Meloni Studies? That's because Indiana University allows you to get a degree in pretty much whatever you want, assuming you can create a courseload for yourself that makes it seem legit. For example, Will Shortz, the editor of the New York Times crossword puzzles, posseses a degree in enigmatology (the study of puzzles) from there. So...anyone wanna try it? linny? Hell, you might even have enough for that doctorate!

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Hey, don't give me any ideas! If I didn't have to move back to the mid west to do it, I'd consider it!

I have a question - is that a chicken pox scar in the middle of Meloni's forehead??

Yup! (Ask Chris April 26 2000).

gawd yer smart

You know, when they did a huge ad of him in Times Square for SVU they photoshopped that scar out. I was a little disapointed. I think it's cute!

Haha, It definately adds to his character...

Doesn't he have another one on his face somewhere? I can just see him as an overactive, feisty, super-intelligent little boy who just couldn't keep from scratching something so itchy.

Does he have an entourage - how big? He seems so down to earth, it hard to imagine him with 10-12 people following him around.

LadyLapis, I think he has little one on his chin, as well. But I've never heard the story behind it. Anyone? Bueller?

How about this one? Has Chris ever said who's a better kisser: Lee or the guy who played Ronnie??

Gee, just saw some of these.

Entourage? No - unless you want to count me. But then again, I only follow him around on the internet.

Come to think of it, can one person be an enourage? Or is that just a stalker?

Better kisser? Lee or Brian Bloom. Hmm, can I design an experiment with me as the kissee? I promise not to let my antlers get in the way.

That's actually listed as a question Chris has passed on answering. Methinks I know the answer though.

Does that mean my experiment is out of the question. Damn! Now I have to return that lip balm and the Listermint strips. I was so excit . . erh, looking forward to that.

From the LA Times re: the Entourage question:

I'm sure Tergesen will still participate. Bloom on the other hand...What happens when two Brians kiss?