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The Docks
"Don't bother apologising, I'm sorry you're alive."
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The Shore
"Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!"
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The Main Entry
Before this ugly edifice, and between it and the wheel-track of the street, was a grass-plot, much overgrown with burdock, pig-weed, apple-pern, and such unsightly vegetation, which evidently found something congenial in the soil that had so early borne the black flower of civilised society, a prison.
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The Kitchens
If you were to serve up one of your meals in Staff HQ, you would be arrested for the greatest mass poisoning since Lucretia Borgia invited 500 of her close friends round for a wine and anthrax party."
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Dining Hall
Drink and be merry, for tomorrow, you may wake up with a disgusting skin disease
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Laundry Room
This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War.
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Infirmary
I'll just have to sit this one out on the touchline with the half-time oranges and the fat wheezy boys with a note from matron, while you young bloods link arms for the glorious final scrum down.
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Chamber of "Persuasion"
If you cross me, now or ever, I shall do unto you what God did unto the Sodomites, understand?
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Cellblock A: Death-Eater Quarters
It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconvenience me
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Cellblock H
"Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage."
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Cellblock Z: Prisoners of the Dark Lord
You got what everyone gets... A lifetime.
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Warden's Office
Right, good morning team. My name is Voldemort and I'm the Dark Lord in charge of Muggle genocide. Now, if you play straight with me you'll find me a considerate employer, but cross me and you'll find that under this playful boyish exterior beats the heart of a ruthless sadistic maniac.
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Mar 31 2006, 02:12 PM
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The Roof
Nothing a rooftop and an ak-47 can't cure...
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