KALE ADAM BROCK

SO UNIMPRESSED BUT SO IN AWE.
SUCH A SAINT BUT SUCH A WHORE.
SO SELF AWARE SO FULL OF SHIT.
SO INDECISIVE SO ADAMANT.

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welcome to 'bloomfield falls', my young friend. i am evan armstrong, dean of this school and the one person who can either make or break you. i am kidding of course; i suppose my humor might have gone unnoticed. it's your age, i don't blame you. still so innocent, aren't you? of course you’re not, i know your kind.

in order for us to determine whether you will fit in here or not i am going to ask you a few simple question. if you could just answer them as honestly as possible, that'd be great. before we begin go ahead and make yourself comfortable.
what the hell? don't you dare put your feet on my desk again, kiddo.


I AM CONTEMPLATING THINKING ABOUT THINKING.

so, it's just you and i in my little office. do you like it? i picked the curtains out myself. anyway, i am me and you are but what exactly does that mean? why are you here?
"Uhh, yes sir. It's...quite nice. Quaint and office-like. [nervous laughter] I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. Sorry, I couldn't resist.. I'm Kale Brock. To tell you the truth, I don't have any good stories to why I would be the best applicant to attend your school. I hear that there is a good music department here, I'd possibly make a great addition to that. Finding schools with good extra curriculars is hard nowadays."

nope, not impressed. not in the slightest. but the interview has only just started; don't worry.. there are only about 200 others wanting this spot as badly as you. if i called you by any other name, would that make you more comfortable?
"...Sorry? I don't have any nicknames. Just calling me 'Kale' is what will make me the most comfortable."

it has a ring to it, i give you that. now that we are practically acquainted, tell me a little bit more about yourself. personal things you hoped i wouldn't ask.
"Obviously, I'm a male. If not, I may have to get my hair trimmed. I'm seventeen years old and was born on December 30th, 1991. Originally, I am from the states, Boston Massachusetts to be exact, but when I was eleven I was adopted by a family and soon we moved out to Europe for my foster dad's work. He's a marine, so we used to move around a lot...but I think we'll be staying her for a while now."

wow i am still awake, i’m surprised, really. you talk a little bit like you've swallowed a stick or you've been screaming your lungs out at a concert, all night. speaking of that, what do you like to do when you don't study?
"I can assure you that I haven't been to any concerts for a while, so I haven't been screaming. I'm just kind of...nervous, I guess. Uh, music is my passion. I'm not going to lie about that. When I am playing the guitar or any other instrument, I feel the most safe. I can't explain it. So, music can be considered a like, interest and hobby of mine. Girls are something that I like, smart ones particularly. Friends. I'm a good listener and would much rather hear other people talk then myself. Hugs are cool, even if I'm not a fan of being touched (by strangers). I like literature, the history channel, candy, travelling, Disney movies, holding hands and old cars. People are cool, as long as they're good natured. I like sports, mainly baseball...sometimes I'll try out other ones, I just don't like being thrown to the ground."

and you’re still alive? your parents must have some pretty good insurance or a nifty lawyer. now that you got my attention again, tell me about all the things you avoid in life.
"One thing that pisses me off the most is drama. I hate hearing people slandering each others names only for the sake of entertainment. I hate my birth parents and waking up early. Math sucks and so does changing flat tires. People that thing of the negative qualities of good things. Being lied to, telling lies and believing lies peeve me off. Public speaking freaks me out...essays or presentations lead me to standing in front of the crowd with a expressionless look on my face."

now that i know a little bit more about your precious self, go on and humor me some more. what kind of person are you, really? you know.. like when no one is watching or in general; i am not picky.
"W-well, I like to believe that I am a good person. I don't go around picking fights with people or cheating on girls or anything. I'm a good natured individual? Yeah, I know I am. Music is really important to me and I would like to do something in that profession...if I could ever figure out how. I can play guitar and piano, I don't sing much because I don't like my voice. Uhh...I'm an awkward person, I can't deny that or I'd be lying. I've got friends, I just prefer the company of myself a majority of the time. Mainly because I am so insecure I think that the other person is just judging me. I hate that feeling. I'm also really, really, really awkward if I don't know you. It's kind of bad. I like girls, but I am not much of a flirt because I'm too shy and don't feel like I am good enough. Wow, I sound like I have a shitty self esteem...mainly because I do. Other then all of the negatives, I am a pretty humorous person once I feel comfortable enough around you. I'll give you the shirt off of my back and talk to you on the phone until you fall asleep if you need me. Yeah, I'm the shoulder to cry on...even if I never cry on yours. I care a lot about people, but tend to over think things which gets me to worry. I've had girlfriends, but haven't had much luck in the love department. As a matter of fact, I'm a virgin...yeah, erm, lets not talk about that. Anyways...I like school, but not Bloomfield Falls...private schools aren't really something that I ever wanted to go to. Too structured for my liking and too much drama."

hmm, you sure as hell are not afraid to point out your flaws, are you? that could either mean you are smart and know not to piss me off by not answering my questions or you’re just plain dumb and don't even know that i am watching your every move. kidding, again. did you catch it this time? was it funny?
"....Hahah....[nervous chuckle] Yeah, uh, you're funny. [looks away]"

that was good! that was really good. i am starting to like you. but let's say i had never seen you before and needed to pick you out of a class full of pupils; how would i recognize you?
"Well, I'm just under 6 foot, standing at exactly 5'11". So, look for someone tall and, a male. I like to wear a lot of band t-shirts and blazers, so someone that is wearing those are good too. Long sleeved shirts are nice too. I'm the kind of person that likes to dress comfortable , but still look good. I take pride in the way I dress...err, that sounded...never mind. Anyways, my hair is normally worn on the shaggy side...I have brown eyes and thick eyebrows. Yeah..."

well, i can tell looks are not your strong point. but what is?
"I'm great at making situations awkward and making those awkward situations even more awkward and those even more awkward. I'm just so damn awkward if you don't know me already... I'm also musically inclined, I can play just about any instrument, but I like to stick to the guitar and drums. Guitar being my number one though. I am a fierce friend to those that I find worthy of sticking around with. I'm also pretty good at taking jokes and making people laugh...I like to keep things optimistic."

blimey! you could have fooled me. let me make a not of that. hold on just one second, will you? okay, i am good. continue.
"Blimey? Err...I lost my train of thought now. Oh, well, weaknesses usually comes after strengths, so, yeah...er... I don't know if you can already tell, but I am not much of a talker unless if you give me something to talk about. That's a weakness, talking. Starting up conversations is a biggie as well, I suppose. I'm also not a fan of math, mainly because it takes too much time and half of the math that we learn in school is applied to in real life. I hate it. Another weakness would be for me to say 'no', especially if it is to someone I care about a lot. I just can't do it. I know, that sort of makes me a human doormat, but I just can't."

woah. interesting. does your family know about all that? you do have a family, don't you? or maybe a guardian or rich uncle who sent you here. siblings that you could do without?
"My adoptive family is pretty large. I've got two sisters and a younger brother. None of them are blood related to me, but we sure do act like it. I am a middle child, I have an older sister and then there's my brother and youngest sister. They're all amazing and I would do anything for them. Paul and Christine are my foster parents. Paul is in the Navy and Christine is a wedding planner."

oops. sorry about that, i must have dozed off. i am sure you were great in.. what were we talking about? oh what the heck.. tell me how you got here, and don't say by car. i mean, tell me about your life.
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Well, I don't want to sound like some charity case or like I'm looking for affection or anything, but when I was younger I was beat by my foster dad, the rest of the family knew...but they just acted like they didn't know anything since I was the ugly duckling. My birth mother decided that she couldn't take care of me anymore when I was three, so I was shipped off to some foster home in America. It was a really hard time being that age and thinking that nobody loved you. I was in and out of homes until I was twelve years old, that was when the 'Christensens' came into play. Christine and Paul Christensen are my foster parents, but I treat them as if they were my birth ones. I also have two foster sisters and a younger brother that I look after. They all mean a lot to me. I think they're the ones that saved me in that dark time of my life, the light at the end of that dark tunnel. We lived in America until Paul was stationed in Ireland shortly after they adopted me, he's in the Navy."

ever considered writing a book? i think it would sell. we should talk about it some time later. anyway, yep, i think you'd fit in just fine. but where exactly do you think you'd belong?
"I'm a senior, so I guess that is a group. I don't really have a 'clique', since I drift around usually, but I'm not really the friendliest person...since I don't go out of my way to introduce myself to someone new. I'm kind of shy. I don't know if this makes me an outcast or anything, but whatever. I'm a musician, so I usually get along with those kids the most, even though I don't have a group. To be completely honest, I don't have any idea where I 'belong'. I do like people, it just takes me time to warm up to you is all."

once you tuition is paid and i set you free on campus what will you do? anything you are looking forward to?
"There's dorms here, right? Probably go to which ever one I am assigned to and see who I am rooming with. [shrug] Nothing exciting."

okay.. uhm.. maybe i made a mistake by accepting you, after all?
"Wait...what?" [shifty eyes] You're...joki--"

don't get so wound up, i was kidding. anyway, as fun as it was to talk to you and all that .. uhm.. i have places to go and people to see. we'll meet again, eh? i'll have my eyes on you.
"No worries, sir. You won't need to worry about watching me. Thanks for your time."

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Meet
Desiree
she's been plotting since 3 years
and gee doesn't Kale Brock look like Joe Jonas
s/he's also the puppet master of "Olivia Williams"
but you can all me
i'll .w.a.i.t. for y o u

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Please refer to Olivia Williams?

This post has been edited by kale brock on Apr 14 2009, 09:27 AM

I FINALLY FINISHED IT! Sorry it took so long, it was in the denied section and wouldn't let me bump it...so I just posted it again. Hope that's okay (: