Ask Shadow the Hedgehog

( Warning to all you earthings. This is rated PG-13 for some of my replys may be a little harsh )

Greatings mortals.

My name is Shadow The Hedgehog. Yes, it was nessassery to underline my name but I'm that important.
But, I have taken over BlackHellWolf's account since I'm very bored today, and I don't feel like running away from my mob of fans.

I have seen online that people need some "information" about me, and a lot you people give is WRONG!

So, I'm willing to give up my precious time ( Great... :sweatdrop: [ I like the emotions of me ] ) for you guys and your questions.

BUT!

I have rules :

1. No racist questions, because I could care less about those questions, or the color of people's skin.

2. No chain letters because if you give me any hints of chain letters, you will not like your life.

3. No s*x ( Yes, I'm cencoring it so BlackHellWolf won't get banned ) questions because I'm not a pervert.


I may add more rules but these are the main rules for now. So, send me your questions and we will see, what reply you get, from the Ultimate Life Form.

- Shadow The Hedgehog, Internet And World Ruler

O_o... Seems unnecessarily harsh. No one's going to do that here, but okay.

As for a question.... well, when's your birthday?

Guild,

Hmph...
Well, apperiantly as many of my creators from SEGA stat, since my accident from the Space Colony Ark, Dying while fighting the Biolizard, and some-how becoming alive, I really don't know...

I do, however, remember Sonic suggesting I should have a birthday, but no one is for sure what year I was actually created, and subtracting that from 50 years.
The only people who know, are the scientists and Professer Gerald.

Good question though... I'll have to find out myself.

- Shadow The Hedgehog, A Nobody

XD Alright... well, how fast can you run exactly? With and without your shoes.

Hmmm, another good question.

Well, I can run at 700 mph like the blue faker, Sonic with my rocket shoes.

Without my rocket shoes?

Hmmmm.

Well, I'm guessing around the same speed but it may decrease so...
I'd say around 600 or 500 mph.

*Shrug*

I don't know. I do, however, remember one time where that dumbass of an echidna, Knuckles, thought it would be funny to steal my shoes and use them for his own time.
He had to have surgery the next day...

*Sigh* Some people just can't handle the speed...

- Shadow, The #1 Fastest Creature. ( Sonic's A Poser )

Okay Shadow... What is your opinion on weaponry? Some fans say you do not need them and others say it makes you look cooler. I would like to hear your thoughts straight from you. *holds microphone*

XD Are the streaks on your body natural or fake? Would you prefer to have a different color than red on you?

I've been wondering about that. . .
Since my game, "Shadow The Hedgehog", SEGA thought I'd look cooler with weapons.

Well, I think weapons are a pain in the ass. I don't need them.
End of story. Just me and my own skills and speed is enough, but SEGA thinks otherwise.

I will admit, I do look "cool" with weapons but then the whole "poser" thing pops up.

Long story short - Weapons are a waste of my time...

- Shadow The Hedgehog, Anti-Weapon User

. . . . .
What. . .?

Of course they're natural! What do you think they are, painted on!?

And no, I would not want them a different color, since last time on Valentines Day, Sonic thought it would be a "joke" and died my streaks hot pink and told everyone that I could make anyone fall in love with their "crush".

He learned his lesson, but losed a lot of blood.

- Shadow The Hedgehog, NOT CUPID

What would be the worse trick Sonic ever pulled on you?

If you can't say it, what's the worse thing you can say?

Shadow I wonder something. As my screen name says could you and Sonic ever get along and kinda be like Sonic and Knucles relationship without you being gullible.

Ugh...Where should I start?

Well, besides the Valentines Day prank, there was one time when Sonic said that there was someone who loved me, and was waiting for me somewhere.

At first, I thought it was another joke, but he looked serious, so, I gave him a chance.

Bad idea for me to do so...

He told me that the person was at a local bar, waiting inside for me.
Well, I went inside and I looked around, but was only to be mauled by at least thousands of fangirls...

. . . .

You don't know how much lipstick I had to wipe off of my face that day...
And you don't know how much Sonic is afraid of me now...

Shadow The Hedgehog, Loner Not Lover

Hmmmm...
Possibly, Possibly not...

We can be like your normal allies I guess, but then we'll get the whole rivaly thing started.

Sonic's just a cocky faker, and that's all I know.

If by relationship, you mean a strong ever-lasting bond, then no...

I mean, I can't be friends with him, because then he'll want to race more. He'll ask me more times than usual...

But, if you mean relationships like a love relationships...
Um, I'm going to say no because:
1. I'm not gay
2. I wouldn't DREAM of kissing faker
And
3. Our rep would spiral on down

But, we could possibly be..."friends"...but I doubt it...

Shadow The Hedgehog, Friend Or Foe?

XD Verily hilarious.

Well, during the times when you're not on the screen of Sonic X, what are you doing exactly? And, if you did see the Biolizard before it turned into a huge monster (before Maria died and you both were on the ARK), what was your opinion of it? XP;;

Well, you have a lot of quesitons, Guild. Must a "#1 Fan" or something.
*Smirks*

Well, since SEGA did do a poor job with "Sonic X" and decided that I should only be in a few, I pretty much just stood out in the office, watching the productions.

But, sadly, this is where hell came in.

The workers there didn't like me not doing any work, and yet I got paid for doing so.
So, what did they do?

During the show, I was either dressed up like a prop behind that faker and his little "crew".
Yes, sadly enough, I was a f***ing tree but no one seemed to notice or I was a goddamn rock.

Then, once the show was over, I was forced to clean the mess those idiots left behind.
God, Cream's chao was like, the Turdinator or something since there was a lot of that crap on the floor...

. . . .
The Bio-Lizard?

Well, really, it started out as a smaller form of what it looked like as a monster. When I was still learning about humans, Earth, Life, Death, so on and so forth, I liked playing with the little lizard, but it kept biting me and somehow gave me rabies so they locked it up for another 1000 years.

no, I do not have rabies now, but I do occasionaly snarl for no reason.

Shadow The Hedgehog, Prop Guy And Werehog