As a long term Senatorial incumbent - I dont actually stand for anything - I have a very nice over-stuffed easy chair.
My only promise is - to remain as active as I have been for the past 10 years or so within the Empire. And to remain just as silly.
The list of Official positions \ Titles which I hold are ample evidence of my involvement for the betterment of all Aericans - not just my own beloved Psychotics:
Captain of the Aerican Royal Guard
Knight Protector to the Rad Princess Squirrel
Senator Elect for the Colony of Psyche
Chief Justice of the Aerican High Court
Empirical Post Master General Post Laureate
That's it - my 42 Solaris' worth (inflation, exchange rate, and the direction the wind is blowing possibly reduce that valuation. . . . )
And I am happy to answer any questions which my fellow Psychotics, or indeed, any Aerican citizen wishes to put to me.
I have a question:
Did you really say "nevermore?"
Surely this and nothing more....
High Raving Lunatic Of Conspiracy Theorists Unlimited, where the conspiracy theories are unlimited....