HUMPHREY, jennifer

jennifer tallulah humphrey ,
I'M HOPING I'M WAITING I'M PRAYING YOU ARE THE ONE
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'cause here we go again ,
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Well, I’m Jenny Humphrey. Actually, the full name is Jennifer Tallulah Humphrey. I know, awful right? No one knows my middle name, so if I find it anywhere on Gossip Girl, I might just shove a board game down your throat. –laughs- I’m kidding, I swear. Though, it does sound like something the old mean girls would say though. I can imagine Blair, or Isabella’s whining voice now. I never want to be like them. The sad thing was that… sometimes I forget that. I used to get so caught up in all of it. In being friends with Blair, and not being different from the elite in Constance, that I would get ahead of myself, and hurt people. I do that a lot. Get ahead of myself. I’m stubborn, I’ll have to admit, and sometimes it takes my dad, or Dan to tell me when I’ve gone a little overboard, and I end up taking a long hard look in the mirror, but… I’m not a bad person. I know that. Actually, these days I’m pretty determined to not let that happen. Anyways, I’d like to think I’m a simple girl from Brooklyn. I’m the daughter of divorced parents, the youngest sibling of two… Of course that’s not completely true though. I like board games, and the simple life, but I also love… fashion, and high class. I like originality, but also style. I want to be a designer so bad, that at one point I dropped out of school for it. My eyes light up when I see a pretty dress, or an expensive jacket, or shoes… Now, I don’t want to be the next constance demon… but Blair chose me as Queen. I can do this.. I can make a difference. If I don’t get carried away again. I've gained a lot of confidence over the last year now, and my style has changed as I've grown up and found my own image.

i'm counting seconds until ,
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The whole Jenny history doesn’t really get interesting until high school starts, but, well, I guess I’ll start from the real beginning. If you could even call it that. Well, my real beginning. I was born in June, on the 6th of 1993 to my parents Rufus and Alison Humphrey. I am their second child, my older brother Dan being 2 years my senior. I thought it was perfect. I thought we were perfect, you know? I guess every kid does though. My dad was a rockstar back in the nineties, and him and my mom ran this really awesome art gallery, that I would always imagine great artists attending and selling Andy Warhol’s and what not. To be honest, I never was much into the whole art scene, though I’ve always appreciated it. We were never rich or anything. We lived in the loft all my life, and my parents managed to send Dan to St. Jude’s, even though we we’re even close to their price range. It was my freshman year, when mom went and started “working on her art career”. I should have seen it coming then, but I was too naive. Artists don’t have families. So when I went to school…I started becoming everything I wasn’t as a kid. I wanted to be just like Blair, and be accepted into this life style, that was so completely far away from mine. Freshman year was a constant war. Either I was in, or I was out. And I so desperately wanted to be in. I stole a dress and got kicked out, I used Nate, and I got let back in. I told Nate about Chuck and Blair though, which caused a huge fiasco, and in the end I ended up making a deal with Asher Hornsby. I told people that he took my virginity, and he would let me have parties, and buy me things… just like the upper eastside. But it turns out…Eric and Asher had a thing, and I was outted by him and Blair. I had to admit to lying, and… in the end, I told Blair that what she had won, wasn’t worth it. Because I hurt a lot of people, including Eric, who is my best friend, and it really sucked.

That summer, I took an internship at Eleanor Waldorf’s, and in an attempt to not only right my wrongs, but show up one of my bosses, Laurel, I finally called Eric an apologized for being a complete and total bitch. He was the only real friend I had freshman year, and I hurt him the most, which I really regret doing. He forgave me though, because he’s the nice guy I know and love, and took me to the White Party. My life sort of became fashion after that. I worked endlessly at Eleanor’s, even avoiding school and the mean girl’s, who tortured me, by going there. Blair ended up starting some sort of… war with me because of it. Because I changed her seating plan, which I didn’t know was hers. I got in trouble, and I tried to convince my dad that I could stop going to school, and work full time. I wanted to be home schooled. Lily helped convince my dad too let me, but it all got a little more messed up when I met Agnes. I was being mistreated by Eleanor, but Agnes only fueled the fire. She was like the new Blair in a way, and I left Eleanor’s because of it. We did a Guerilla fashion show, attempting to get people interested in investing. It worked at first, also succeeding in pissing off my dad majorly, but also… impressing Nate? He helped me get out of a rather… stupid situation that I got myself in, but he also helped me do the fashion show, by getting me in as a guest to Lily and Mr. Bass’ award ceremony. He left though for a while, making me jealous when he started seeing Vanessa. It didn’t matter though, because in the end he chose her, which… is a good thing because they were really cute together, and I should have never been with Nate in the first place, seeing as Vanessa’s my friend, and he was hers first. But Agnes ended up completely killing my chances of having a line on my own, and I finally went home when I realized that even if I did get my own line, I still wanted my parents to be my parents. I love them too much. After Christmas I went back to Constance. I missed being a kid I guess. It got complicated though. I stood up to the mean girls, but at the same time… my dad found out that he had had a son with Lily, whom she had put up for adoption without telling him. It was all really messed up, because Serena and Dan were back together… so they were dating their sibling’s sibling… which is really messed up. Lily and Rufus came back from Boston trying to find him though, and said that he had died a couple years ago. It was sad, but Dad and Lily seemed to really be in love after that… which was cool for once. The mean girls started leaving me alone for a while after they realized I wouldn’t take their crap, and I wasn’t trying to be the new queen bee. That was until the end of the year, and Blair actually chose me as the new queen after she graduated. It was a surprise, but the fact that I earned her respect was… pretty cool after two years of fighting for it.

you can't tell me lies ,
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sup bbies, the name is taylor and i'm eighteen years young. been doing this shit for four years and doesn't my lover up there totally look like taylor momsen? well, she goes as a junior and is a sexy canon too.