Title: texts from last night
Adele C. Benoit - January 22, 2012 12:15 AM (GMT)
ok, so i find this hilarious xD
Basically, load the website
Texts From Last Night.
Find a text (or several texts) that matches your character.
Post it up.
Let the madness begin!
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">ellie to anna</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?</div></div></div></div></div>
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Robert J. Crofts - January 22, 2012 12:25 AM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">bob to ellie and anna</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR</div></div></div></div></div>
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ANNA B. WILLIAMS - January 22, 2012 03:55 AM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">anna to per se crew</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed</div></div></div></div></div>
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Bryson I. McKinley - January 22, 2012 08:39 AM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">bryce to bob</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly.</div></div></div></div></div>
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Robert J. Crofts - January 22, 2012 09:42 AM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">bob to bryce</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.</div></div></div></div></div>
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MORIAH E. WALLACE - January 22, 2012 10:09 AM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">mo to anna</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door</div></div></div></div></div>
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Adele C. Benoit - January 22, 2012 04:03 PM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">ellie to bryce</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"</div></div></div></div></div>
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Carmen E. Hemmes - January 23, 2012 04:34 PM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">carmen to vivienne</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"</div></div></div></div></div>
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Vivianne I. Warrington - January 24, 2012 11:57 AM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">vivianne to sophia</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">You told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love</div></div></div></div></div>
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MORIAH E. WALLACE - January 25, 2012 07:03 PM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">moriah to nate</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">I want a grilled cheese and an IV</div></div></div></div></div>
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Nathan T. Harris - January 25, 2012 09:10 PM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">nate to mitch</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.</div></div></div></div></div>
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MORIAH E. WALLACE - February 4, 2012 06:23 PM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">moriah to clint</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?</div></div></div></div></div>
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Clinton B. Warrington - February 4, 2012 06:59 PM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">clint to mo</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Wesley B. Fowler - February 6, 2012 04:30 AM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">wes to helene</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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ANNA B. WILLIAMS - February 6, 2012 11:19 PM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">anna to bob</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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MORIAH E. WALLACE - February 10, 2012 07:55 AM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">moriah to rowan</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.</div></div></div></div></div>
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Marilyn L. Dunbach - February 26, 2012 05:28 AM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">marilyn to grant</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...</div></div></div></div></div>
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Rowan A. MacArthur - February 29, 2012 10:05 AM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">rowan to nate</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde</div></div></div></div></div>
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Stella W. Astor - February 29, 2012 10:08 AM (GMT)
[dohtml]<BR><link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Quicksand' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><div style="center; font-family: quicksand; font-size: 25pt; color: #000000; line-height:30%; ">stella to amelia</div><br><div style="width:348px; border: 8px solid #ffffff; "><div style="width:296px; border-left: 13px solid #ECD98A;"><div style="width:283px; border-left: 13px solid #965577;"><div style="width: 270px; background-color:#ffffff; border-left: 13px solid #CDE8D5;"><div style="text-align: justify; padding-top:2px; padding-bottom:2px; padding-left:4px; padding-right:5px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; ">im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels</div></div></div></div></div>
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